SCOTT WOOD
"MR PUNCHLINE"
COMEDIAN & IMPRESSIONS
Scott keeps audiences rolling in the aisles with a rapid-fire delivery of one-liners (more than eight jokes per minute) and a heart for clean comedy. Scott has been a full-time comedian for nearly twenty years at clubs, colleges, churches and television appearances. His list of club credits includes The Comedy Store, The Ice House, The Laugh Factory and the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas.
Scott's many television credits include ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, A&E, Comedy Central, The Family Channel and two national commercial appearances. Scott’s accomplished impression repertoire contains over 300 celebrity and animated voices such as Arnold Schwarzenegger, George W. Bush, John Travolta, The Simpsons and Sylvester Stallone, as well as singers such as Michael Bolton, Frank Sinatra, The Backstreet Boys and many more.
Scott says in his testimony, “I realized my humor was a gift from God. I got down on my knees and said, 'Lord if You can use my humor, use me,' and He did. Thank God I'm now doing both comedy and ministry—sharing the source of my humor, which is Christ.” Clients remark that audiences “gave us happy comments for months” after his performance, calling him a “full service comedian, presenting his material in a clean, professional, family-oriented and engaging manner.” Scott says he loves to make people laugh—at this rate, Scott Wood had better make plans to make people laugh for a long, long time.
Creator, co-writer and star of “My Life in Punchlines”
(Sitcom Pilot)
Opening act for Debbie Reynolds and Frankie Avalon
Writer and Cartoonist for three upcoming children’s books
New stand-up Comedy DVD
“My Life in Punchlines”
(2011 Release)
Writer and cartoonist for new line of greeting cards
“He’s the new Rodney Dangerfield”
Laff Riot Entertainment
“Scott’s comic talent goes far beyond other comedians…A strong performance.”
Garrett Craig-Former Comedy writer for The Tonight Show,Laugh In and Joan Rivers
“Scott will have you laughing, wheezing and trying to keep up…He never lets you rest for a minute.”
Walter Jurek-The Comedy Magazine
“Scott Wood is Mad Funny, on stage and paper!”
Michael Jr., Comedian, the Tonight show, Jimmy Kimmel, Comedy Central
“Hilarious Material!”
Rose Marie, Actress, the Dick Van Dyke Show
“Rodney Dangerfield lives on in Scott Wood.”
Michael Joiner, Comedian & Actor “The Grace Card”
“Very funny material. Scott definitely has the knack for the set up…punch!”
Gene Perret, Bob Hope’s head writer
“Scott gets more laughs per minute than any other comic I’ve ever seen. His mind is a gold mine of comedy.”
Adam Christing, President, “Clean Comedians”