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comedian KERRI POMAROLLI"
Some say she's Woody Allen trapped in a 5’2” frame. She deals with issues such as a southern belle mother who's obsessed with seeing her only daughter married. And an Italian Father who's watched one too many episodes of the Soprano's, and tells everyone the family is in the witness protection program!
Kerri Pomarolli is a “good Christian girl” and not ashamed to talk about it on stage. Whether she’s in churches, comedy clubs, bars, or trying to convince a Jewish guy to read both parts of the Bible, “It’s like Godfather II, it only gets better”--the laughter never stops.
Kerri’s show contains only clean, funny material from how her family was bargain nuts and spent Sundays at Costco eating the free samples, to letting the world know how “We church girls get crazy... we have lock-ins ...without supervision! We run with scissors!" In a town where clean comedy is not easy to find, this little go-getter went, created, and now produces her own clean comedy show, every other Sunday in Redondo Beach at the Coffee Cartel.
One patron remarked "It was so hilarious and I could actually bring my mom to her next show!" Another fan described her as a "svelte and equally quirky Bette Milder.”
Kerri delivers strong messages of how she gave God control of her live and Hollywood career and now is working full time with Jesus as her manager and loving every minute of it! Her audiences walk away inspired and also with sore sides from laughing so hard! Kerri has found comedy to be one of the best outreach tools churches can use today to reach out to the community.
She is touring comedy clubs, schools and churches with her hilarious, yet inspirational comedy routine. Kerri is a much-requested motivational speaker for retreats, conferences, banquets, churches, and singles events.
For her stand on abstinence Kerri was awarded a Certification of Excellence from the Abstinence Clearinghouse organization was the keynote entertainer/speaker at the 2005 convention.
She recently published her book "If I'm Waiting On Then What Am I doing on the Christian Chatroom? Confessions of a Do It Yourself Single" available in Christian bookstores nationwide.
Kerri will have her own bi monthly advice column, appropriately called “Confessions,” in the new national magazine Radiant set to launch in April 2006. Radiant is targeted to “twenty something” Christians and is part of Relevant Media Group.
Your act was so fine tuned as well as hilariously funny, but I think the best part of your act was the way that you used stand-up as a witnessing tool. That blew me away. You just out and out witnessed to that guy in the front row. You present the gospel in a non-threatening, non-abrasive way and everyone who watches your act gets ministered to, whether they realize what is happening or not.
Timothy J. Micsko
Production Manager
USA Cable Entertainment
Funny, entertaining, hilarious and completely charming--those are just a few of the adjectives used to describe Kerri Pomarolli, our guest comedian for our annual "Chicks on the Pond" event. She had everyone in attendance in unified laughter on funny subjects from A to Z. We love Kerri!
Michelle Calvary Community Church
Talented, funny and unforgettable—her refreshing routines hit Christians where they live, without resorting to clichés or stereotypes. Her unique blend of humor touches all audiences, and in doing so, doubles as a ministry.
Monika
South Bay Entertainment Fellowship Co-Founder,
Director of the Angelus Awards Film Festival
Kerri’s performance kept the audience laughing and used stories that anyone could relate to... [and] appealed to both the Christians present as well as anyone they may have brought with them…
Alissa
Women’s Ministries Coordinator
Rockharbor Church
Kerri did a fantastic job! We were so blessed to have her. Everyone was thanking me for booking her! All weekend, people continued to quote her lines and continued to praise what an awesome job she did. Everyone had a fantastic time! She kicked off our new single's ministry with a bang. Most importantly, her Christian testimony touched many hearts. My friend was sharing how the guy next to him was inquiring about God and my friend had the awesome opportunity of sharing his testimony and the gospel with him. All because of God's work through Kerri. Thank you!
Laura
Singles Ministry
Pacific Coast Christian Church
Kerri’s performance was one of the funniest I’ve seen and as I looked around the auditorium, I saw the young and the old nearly rolling in the aisles.
Rita Case
Women’s Ministry Director
First Baptist
“Kerri was very entertaining; but sobering as well. Her humorous presentation in the life of a single adult really made a lot of people reevaluate some of their priorities. She presented her faith with so much sensitivity; but was yet so powerful. Kerri had us laughing one minute and praising the next. She truly embodies the fact that Christians can and do have fun. In short, she was “pee in your pants funny”. I would recommend her for any event and any age.”
Pastor Alberto Lopez
Single Adults & Spanish Ministry
Calvary Church - Naperville